"I call it a 'fitted' sheet. Unfortunately, this volume does not provide enough space to explain how it may be folded." - p.119, Mein Kampf
You ever notice that you never see the super moon on the same night as that other moon who wears glasses?
If you have an iPhone, check your fridge. Last night Sting left a dozen eggs in there.
When confronted by a coyote, don’t panic. Take a deep breath and ask the animal directly: “Who’s a good boy?” Legally, he has to answer.