Waiter: The specials tonight are tilapia… Trump: Wrong. Waiter: In a chimichurri sauce… Trump: Wrong. Waiter: With potatoes. Trump: Wrong.
According to Bill O'Reilly, not only were White House slaves "well-fed," but the showers at Auschwitz had great water pressure.
The inventor of the Cronut just won a James Beard award. He’s still waiting in line to accept it.