Waiter: The specials tonight are tilapia…
Waiter: In a chimichurri sauce…
Waiter: With potatoes.
Some people are eye candy; I'm more like eye kale.
The smartest, most creative people in the world often suffer the most b/c they take in all the darkness and try to help us cope. RIP Robin.
According to Bill O'Reilly, not only were White House slaves "well-fed," but the showers at Auschwitz had great water pressure.