Boy, these pretzels are makin' me thirsty.
Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in.
You're killing independent George.
Vomitting is not a deal breaker. If Hitler had vomitted on Chamberlain, Chamberlain still would have given him Czechoslovakia.