BREAKING: All four jaws have fallen off Mount Rushmore.
BREAKING: George Osborne elected MP for Schadenfreude Central.
BREAKING: The Queen seen riding towards Westminster on an official horse, sword in hand, shouting: "Someone's got to sort this shit out."
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BREAKING: Ed Miliband linked with the Newcastle United job.
Say what you like about Britain, but we know how to lie to opinion pollsters.