Every morning wake up, look in mirror, slap self couple of times and ask "Today am me going to be a sparkle Bigfoot, or a glitter Bigfoot?"
Accidentally drop all me berries in river when crossing on log. Wednesday, you piece of shit.
Easter Bunny can have the eggs. Bigfoot come to you house and hide you keys, wallet, phone, insulin, shoes, glasses, true intentions.
When you gaze into abyss it gaze back at you,+ then you make face at it like "WHAT?!", +then abyss act all stuck up..Like,whatever, Abyss.
Bees! Angry bees! Swarm Bigfoot STING! STING! STING! I write this poem on side of bee house. Bigfoot is artistic genius? Bees hate art.