Every morning wake up, look in mirror, slap self couple of times and ask "Today am me going to be a sparkle Bigfoot, or a glitter Bigfoot?"
Easter Bunny can have the eggs. Bigfoot come to you house and hide you keys, wallet, phone, insulin, shoes, glasses, true intentions.
When you gaze into abyss it gaze back at you,+ then you make face at it like "WHAT?!", +then abyss act all stuck up..Like,whatever, Abyss.