Patti wasn't even planning to come out. You see she in her house robe. She was in the back like "these bitches..."
Apparently someone saw me on TV "texting" during the dinner. FTR I was taking notes. On my phone. Because it's 2015. #WHCD
President on Kendall Jenner: "I'm not exactly sure what she does."
"Republicans are giving John Boehner a harder time than they give me, which means orange really is the new black."--@BarackObama #WHCD
OOOWEEEE. Jack calls Cy a MOUSE. Wait, isn't he a MONSTER? #ishjustgotreal #Scandal
#Janet is 49. Forty. Nine.