A cable company in Punjab is blocking channels that disagree with the government. Don't protest, bhai. Tata Sky lagao! #SupportZeePHH
Me: "Federer is getting old." Dad: "He's 34. Your age." M: "He's 1 month 6 days older than me." D: "You have 36 days to win 17 grand slams."
Indian Army: "We made surgical strikes on terror camps along LoC." Pakistan: "What? You killed our terr.... I mean... what terror camps?"
India win in badminton. India win in hockey. India lose in cricket. Good. Maybe now we'll realise we can support other sports :) #INDvPAK