WHY DO WE KEEP WRITING C IT WAS BAD IN THE 70s IT WAS BAD IN THE 90s IT WAS BAD DURING HEARTBLEED IT'S STILL BAD NO NEED TO CHECK AGAIN
P: I examine the stack trace. DM: It goes through a file called ‘hashes.c’. P: Wait, is this crypto code? DM: Roll initiative.
I haven't gone through the full #cloudbleed incident report but GUESS WHAT EVERYBODY IT'S A BAD IDEA TO EXPOSE C CODE TO UNTRUSTED INPUT