Don't ask to borrow my ice cream truck again Carl! You changed my music to Get Tipsy and now I'm on the neighborhood watch list.
A bird in the... *BLOCKED* Birds of ... *BLOCKED The early bird catches the wo...*BLOCKED & REPORTED FOR ABUSIVE CONTENT -worms on Twitter
Happiness doesn't need to be announced, it speaks for itself.
My neighbors proclaimed, "Fuck you & your need for sleep. We will tango until dawn" So officer that's when I had to cut their power supply
St Peter: Did you love your neighbor as yourself? Me: I didn't expose her bullshit SP: Yeah, I lost $50 on that bet. You need more Twitter