"Nuke program runs on floppies..." And? What, you'd prefer it ran over the Internet?
9YO's iPhone analysis: "If someone invents a new iPhone that's six inches, they're going to have to invent new pants."
Russia caught editing Wikipedia entry about downed Malaysian airliner: feeds.arstechnica.com/~r/arstechnica…
If your cloud has regularly scheduled outages of a day or more where the whole service is offline, it's not cloud. Not even partly cloudy.