My typo game is string.
I was at the shops today and saw a guy who looked just like my Twitter crush except he had pants on...
People who think they can run away from their problems have obviously never farted on a treadmill.
I put my pants on like everyone else, with a shoe horn, holding my breath, covered in lard.
Go where you're wanted.
I'm always "gonna finish that"
me: SHUT UP