MLB ruling; You're allowed to break Ruben Tejada's leg but not Buster Posey's.
Rex: Hi. Will you be nice to us and not use nuclear weapons?
North Korea: No.
Rex: Ok, bye. twitter.com/chicagotribune…
Michelle: Hi, welcome to the White House. It's good to meet you.
Melania: Hi, welcome to the White House. It's good to meet you.
This is definitely bigger than when he fired Meat Loaf.
"You had me at cello." -bowed string instrument fan
May I be frank?
*acts like Frank*
My hotel's slogan would be, "Get a room."