MLB ruling; You're allowed to break Ruben Tejada's leg but not Buster Posey's.
Michelle: Hi, welcome to the White House. It's good to meet you.
Melania: Hi, welcome to the White House. It's good to meet you.
"You had me at cello." -bowed string instrument fan
My hotel's slogan would be, "Get a room."
3AM is the new 2AM.
Me #BookSequels @midnight
(Marley and Me sequel)
Just give him a chaaaa...
So for my cabinet I'd like the KKK guy, the other KKK guy, the Islamophobe, the anti-semitic one...