Stalking people on Twitter is so much more efficient and less likely to end with a restraining order.
Just broke all of my resolutions ... Whew glad that's over with. Few less things to worry about.
Brain: you should tweet something Me: Brain: it should be edgy & funny me: Brain: Me: *pours drink*
I don't want to work, I just want to tweet on the phone all day --updating old song lyrics.