As many have pointed out today, this is jaw-droppingly horrendous. (thanks to @neilhimself for the cache link)
I highly recommend Cabin in the Woods. Also, memo to directors I write scripts for: I shall now INSIST you cast @frankranz in EVERYTHING.
Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed. You've got a week to get your shit together, otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!! #IAmSpartacus
Quick reminder for fans of the Big Fat Quiz of the Year: this year's extravaganza is on tonight, 9:30 Ch4. Hope you like :)