Richard Sherman reminds me of me when I was going through puberty and my hormones were all "I'M ANGRY AND I DON'T KNOW WHY SHUT UP MOM!"
I would give my life for my children. But that doesn’t mean I want to sit next to them on a plane.
OK, yes, I'd let Matthew McConaughey rub my shoulders and tell me meandering stories and then we'd snuggle. #Oscar2014
Once you start letting your kids put bumper stickers on your car, you’ve lost the war.
Guy holding large phallic symbol walks slow gauntlet while sweaty men stroke said symbol. Nothing to see here. #SuperBowIXLIX