I'm truly a mother now because today I mom-armed my empty passenger seat.
It's the first day of fall. Unless you're in Maine and then it's the last few hours until winter.
Right foot, left foot, breathe.
I just found a whole lost civilization under my car seats.
A man spends $150K on plastic surgery to look like Kim Kardashian. He still probably spent less than she spent to look like Kim Kardashian.