@realDonaldTrump How are you the President?
Still riding the high from programming my universal remote control. #sonyReceiver #appleTV
@nerdist Nerd/dork/geek Venn diagram! tinyurl.com/ydvzqld
"Think gritty, not giddy." --@RyanHoliday
@BaldBryan: "The guy doing push-ups in the duck costume?"
HAHAHAHAHA you're amazing.
It's 5 o'clock SOMEWHERE. Oh wait it's 7:30 here. Shit.
@BrettFechheimer Chillin' w the step bro. Yay.