#Oomf said "What if you get to Heaven and Jesus be like, 'Naw bruh... remember you kept scrolling?' lmfao
When Twitter randomly favorites tweets for you that you haven't even seen before <<
I'm D.T.F ;) , Dedicated, Trustworthy & faithful :)
Your EX wanting to be friends after a break up, is like kidnappers wanting to "keep in touch" after releasing you!
"DAMN, they fine.." *clicks avi to view upclose* "DAMN, I lied"