1999: Images are slow to download, but at least I can read the text. 2014: Font is slow to download, but at least I can… ah shit.
“You need a website, why not do it yourself?” says Wix. Great idea! I also need abdominal surgery! This will save a ton of time.
For some reason my Philips Hue lights won't turn off, so I've just been crawling around looking for light switches like some kind of animal.
What the Sky/jQuery thing teaches us is that unpredictable factors can cause good JS to fail. Plan by designing pages to work without first.