That Melania Trump is going to make "3 or 4" speeches before Election Day puts unfair pressure on Michelle Obama to write them in time.
At my daughter's college graduation, they ask that parents hold applause until all graduates get jobs and move out of their parents' homes.
Wow, my lifelong dream of becoming a character in a dystopian novel has finally come true!
With the proceeds from the 2013 Family "Swear Jar", I was able to purchase tickets on the next international space flight.
Etiquette Question: Is it poor form to light Jenny McCarthy on fire with an already burning Ryan Seacrest? #rockineve