That Melania Trump is going to make "3 or 4" speeches before Election Day puts unfair pressure on Michelle Obama to write them in time.
At my daughter's college graduation, they ask that parents hold applause until all graduates get jobs and move out of their parents' homes.
Wow, my lifelong dream of becoming a character in a dystopian novel has finally come true!
Etiquette Question: Is it poor form to light Jenny McCarthy on fire with an already burning Ryan Seacrest? #rockineve