Pop-punk show has 400 kids in HC shirts at it. HC show at same venue a month later has 40 kids at it.
Buyin $300 shirts on eBay but can't drop $5 on a toy for a benefit show.
You're not "too old" to dance or stage dive if you're under 30 years old, so shut your trap and enter the pit
The NFL is gonna be two-hand touch in a few years