[on 1st date] Me: Have you ever flown to Paris on a private jet before? Her: No, I'd love to Me: Same Me: *shows photo of cat* this is Tim
I nod and smile at empty places just to confuse any ghosts that might be there into thinking i can see them.
In 10 years time people who currently like Lady Gaga and One Direction will make decisions about your health care. Sleep well.
If your girlfriend asks you to role play 'doctors and nurses' in the bedroom, don't diagnose her with down-syndrome. Trust me on this.