WELCOME TO BRITAIN.
Where the local time is 1974.
Are you a columnist hurriedly making up opinions about the death of a young mother so you can earn some money this week? Sleep well!
Fun day when we vote to make a mistake and the £ crashes and the PM resigns and Farage laughs and we all just float and laugh in uncertainty
Just opened a letter from the council. It's my turn to marry Katie Price.