JOHN MCCAIN YOU ARE A MESSY BITCH WHO LIVES FOR DRAMA, THANK YOU FOR DOING THE BARE MINIMUM DECENT THING BY VOTING NO
SLYTHERIN: I'm ambitious!
HUFFLEPUFF: I'm loyal!
RAVENCLAW: I'm smart!
GRYFFINDOR: I'm "protagonist"!
Self-identifying as a Gryffindor is psychotic.
GENIE: You have one wish left. May I suggest world peace?
ME: I want to be in a movie where one of my lines is the title of the movie.