My workout tape! "@MTV: .@corycavin ran w/ NYC runners to ask their thoughts about @Beyonce & @S_C_'s #OnTheRunTour: youtu.be/5ELqeQc-RAQ"
That kid from Boyhood is STILL AGING. #moviemagic
If you have a dog at your party I will talk to it 15% more than the people there.
The hardest part of growing up is trying to fix your parents' computers over the phone.
The World Cup would be more interesting if at the end of the game the earth opened up and devoured the losing team.
Most of the time at parties I just want to fall asleep or leave.