It baffles me that programmers haven't yet figured out that typing is cheap & understanding code is hard. Verbosity is a feature, not a bug.
Writing code: easy. Writing non-awful code: kind of hard. Deploying that code: pretty hard. Maintaining that code/deploy over time: hardest.
Colleague left computer unlocked? crontab -e */15 * * * * say `curl -s catfacts-api.appspot.com/api/facts |python -mjson.tool|grep facts -a1|tail -n1`
Someone wake me up when it’s socially acceptable to take anyone who says “Easy! Just use Docker!” and lock them in a shipping container.