Right now, Ohio's the nerd who tells the drunk guy not to jump from the balcony into the pool.
I hope this Noah movie finally answers the question: what happened to all the other dudes who owned regular boats?
Throw a beer can at a Jays game, Cops ID you in a day. Shoot a rapper at a busy intersection in the 90s, no leads.
Really looking forward to forty five years from now when all Republican Congressmen are named Jax. Thanks, Sons of Anarchy!