"A sandbag?" - Lady in Bracknell.
According to a recent survey, 1 in 4 hills are steep.
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When using a public lavatory, always fold the end of the toilet paper into a triangle to give the next occupant that quality hotel feeling.
"Last night I dreamt I went to News UK again" - Rebekah
That last RT is so much fun it deserves a tweet of its own. Brilliantly executed: youtu.be/GOMIBdM6N7Q