Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 - RETWEET if you found it.
Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I’ve never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know.
I love Twitter more than Facebook cause I can update my status every 5 minutes without people thinking I'm crazy.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn..