I hope all your late night calls to exes work out. #happynewyear
Last night @LeeLinChinSBS made me buy her Indian food and beer at 11pm because and I quote "a lady doesn't need to carry money".
And in typical media coverage let us speculate. What if he's not a man, what if he's actually a dog... from Mars... who wants all our bones.
"Why so long in the toilet?" @LeeLinChinSBS "I was pooing." Me "I wanted to hear you were doing cocain. I wish you were cooler." LLC