Where can I get this new slimming product called #Brexit ? I heard it'll help you drop a lot of pounds.
Haha! We won GOLD for the 10km swim. That's one medal S'pore can't win coz if S'poreans swam for 10km, they'll need a passport.
All the best, voting Americans! At least you get a chance to vote an asshole into power. We were forced to accept one.
Dear useless Chinese sons, go have dinner with your mothers this CNY. We're tired of those advertisements.