I hope your kid is shy cuz beyond a fake-enthused "Hi!" I got nuthin.
YEAH! BETTING ON FOOTBALL SO I CAN HAVE EMOTIONS ABOUT FOOTBALL! YEAH! USING MONEY TO CREATE FEELINGS! WHOO! GO TEAMS!
Know that when I take home half my dinner, it is not tomorrow's lunch. It is 2nd dinner when we're done hanging out.
"In this sweeping historical epic--" "Pass."
If that "once I was seven years old" band wins tonight I'm gonna punch every 7-year-old in a two-mile radius.