My favorite form of exercise is running away from my problems.
The best way to make new friends is to say 'me too' at the end of every conversation.
You reveal yourself by the kind of questions you ask than with the ones that you answer.
My favorite extreme sport is jumping to conclusions.
Some people are so poor, all they have is money.
Stages of a relationship:
1) Go with the flow
Everyday is earth hour if you have no money to pay the bills.