A friend shared this: "If you have a boat, call Harris County. They are begging for citizens w/ boats to help rescue people. 713-881-3100"
We don’t have flying cars and we’re still arguing about whether it’s appropriate to honor Confederates. The future is a let down, man.
The CD man, the DVD man, the cake lady, they're hood icons. And they're very rarely threats to anyone.
Multi-billion dollar sport that settles important decisions by tossing coins and with old man using sticks for measurements