The internet in the 1990s was my CBGB
And I code like I got a 36pt font
I'm not a programmer so much as a dude who googles how to do literally everything
Just read this part of the bible where jesus heals this dude's slave so he can get back to work, lol
Wish someone would organize a GrownUpConf so I could submit talk proposals like "getting to things on time" and "using a calendar"