the second you think you have figured out what twitter women find sexy they post "mr bean can get it" and 100 women agree
remember girls, how ur bf talks about hillary is what he thinks about you. i wish hillary would let me eat chili in bed more
NFL Exec: 'I love to protect my players from imaginary dangers like homosexuality instead of the concussions that are ruining their lives.'
If someone has "poet" in their bio they guaranteed suck ass, only upstaged by "Buzzfeed" or "sometimes i write things"
Hmm. So you think my shoes look headass and my mcm thinks RC cola is a good wine? Lets see what your EMPLOYERS have to say about that.