If you're alone this Valentines Day just remember: it takes the ave. dog or cat 4 days to start eating their dead owner.
If love is a battlefield may I be the malnourished villager who scavenges the dead bodies for food and gold teeth. Happy Valentine's Day!
The internet is open on weekends???!!!!
How does one become a therapy dog? Asking for a Me.
Do all casino buses have bars on the windows/a fence separating driver from passengers? It's possible I'm being deported.