Klinsmann said we don't know shit about soccer. Two days later we painted the fucking lines on the field wrong. #MLSCupPlayoffs
Don’t know why everyone’s making fun of Kanye begging tech billionaires for money. Startup douchebags in the Valley do it every fucking day.
Seems like the only prerequisite for a startup these days is a technical co-founder and a douchebag.
iOS 7 in the car? Apple still hasn't mastered iOS 7 on the phone.
“I like unicorns” is the only sentence that can both be a quote from a 6-year old girl as well as a 54-year old venture capitalist.