Welcome back to 2016. If you've just joined us, Prince is dead and the most competent political party in England are the Lib Dems.
An adult who boasts of having never voted deserves the same contempt as an adult who proudly says they've never read a book
We send Rooney £350 grand per week to play football. Let's fund our NHS instead.
And then, presumably, not bother to vote for Scotland's formative governments, you twat twitter.com/rustyrockets/s…