Melania made a point of telling Matt Lauer, unbidden, that she wrote the speech herself. So it's gonna be tough to hang it on a staffer.
"You. What's your deepest fear? I'll fix that. Don't worry how. Next. You. What's your deepest fear? I'll fix that." (Shorter Trump speech)
"Madam Secretary, to resume: You also received HUNDREDS of emails from a 'Nana' about that bulldog on a trampoline. How do you defend that?"
Note: If your marketing plan involves James Earl Jones bellowing "Totes magotes," I will never buy anything you sell ever ever ever kthxbye.
Amnesty International peacekeepers in the streets of an American town. Way to go, USA. You're a banana republic. #Ferguson