Life is just one huge misunderstanding.
The fact that Miley is being considered for Time's Person of the Year makes me want to give up my status as a person.
This Pupperoni™ looks an awful lot like a Beef Stick. Don't think I'm not considering it.
Never develop a strategy. It will stifle creativity.
Cheer up. Even Picasso had a Blue Period.
Don't judge me too harshly. We come from similar backgrounds … Earth.