OH: 'An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"' (thanks @cathye...)
Why did infinite scroll fail at Etsy? - j.mp/V0ZvEv
"The problem with internet quotes and statistics is that often times, they're wrongfully believed to be real." - Abraham Lincoln
If worried about a Boston Marathon runner, use this link to see their check-ins: raceday.baa.org/individual.html #fb
Get some perspective into you - “@garthk: Here is today: hereistoday.com”
Barista at Starbucks did not blink an eye when I paid for coffee with my Pebble. That's how you know you're in Silicon Valley.