Why are nurses getting 1% pay rises?
TM: because we're skint
Why are we giving North Korea aid?
TM: because we're loaded.
I hope people don't repeatedly call in to Farage's show on LBC just to make chicken noises at him. That would be childish.
@SimonDanczuk You put your feet up mate. It must have been an exhausting 6 months of back-stabbing and underhandedness.