Genuinely on the look out for a decent illustrator who can turn in portraiture relatively quickly. Anyone know anyone?
More food writing: here's a piece about why Nigel Slater is the opposite of a walking boner in whites
@thumpthump Please don't let elrow be the future of nightlife
I have been waiting all my life for @NoChorus' magnum opus. This is it:
Ed Sheeran looks like he stinks of moss