Do you think people that work at Office Depot, live at Home Depot?
Why do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have 6-pack abs? It's not like they could even do sit-ups.
Speaking up for what you believe in is terrifying. Any and all support would be much appreciated. twitter.com/TheIBang/statu…
Waiter: Ma'am put your shirt back on. Me: It's topless breadsticks and salad! Waiter: Bottomless! Me: ... Waiter: No keep your pants on.
If you add "mountain" to something you love, you create the coolest places in the world. Candy Mountain Cocaine Mountain Mom Mountain