According to the theory of quantum immortality we never actually die, we just live in ever less probable worlds. It all makes sense now.
@pnh We have to respect England's brave decision to leave the UK.
Asked to confirm his identity, the Mullah Nasruddin took out a pocket mirror, looked in it, and said, 'Yes, that's me all right.'
Trump's cabinet: Ayn Rand villains who think they're Ayn Rand heroes.
At what point does England become legally terra nullius? Asking for a friend.