Tonight's #SelfieABC was written by the great @bchamberlayne! If you love Heliza and/or pediatric urology watch it LIVE at 8pm! #saveSelfie
If you're gonna plagiarize something, why NOT a passage about how your "word is your bond" and you "work hard for what you want," right??
Miss Universe is an important contest to determine once and for all which country can contour noses the best.
I like my men like I like this joke construction: lazy and always on Twitter.