We're not really a terrorist organization.
We're just very concerned about ethics in videogame journalism.
Newcomers @CIA have a verified account, while we still don't. Does @twitter prefer sinister govt. spooks to honest terrorists? #favoritism
Our version of #icebucketchallenge is the #suicidevestchallenge: you blow yourself up to raise awareness of militant Wahhabism.
Seeing Theresa May cuddling up to the DUP does give me hope that one day we may be invited to form a coalition government with the Tories.
$16M for ONE bomb?! Have you thought about just dropping piles of gold bars on those mofos? Might be cheaper. #MOAB