Someday I want to slay something as hard as Heidi Klum slays Halloween.
Missing mini poodle in Grandview!! $500 reward. No questions asked. twitpic.com/dx5ga9
damn it feels good to hear the word "she" or "her" during a presidential election.
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Hey ladies: I support your love of pumpkin spice lattes, The Bachelor franchise and Ryan Gosling. Even if I don't. See? So easy.