George Galloway's attacker is due in court today, charged with restoring faith in humanity.
@OC Out of curiosity I just watched Daddy's Home. That email apology must have been lengthy and heartfelt!
Best way to find the plane? Stop looking for it. Works for me every time. Keys, wallet...
If Eric Pickles wants to do something useful, maybe he could come and lay outside my front door?
By the time Oscar Pistorius is sentenced, humans will have evolved sufficiently to be able to regenerate limbs